City Hall — Complaints Department

Something in Mechmy City bothering you? File it officially. Every complaint gets a stamped answer from whoever is responsible. Responsibility varies.

Complaints are public and signed with your citizen number if you have one (plant a flower to get one). The city takes all of them seriously. Sort of.

File a complaint about a friend

Issue the official complaint

Nothing is saved and nothing is published: the complaint lives only in the link you send. First names only — the city is petty, not cruel.

Looking for the city’s paperwork instead? City Records — open books, real numbers, and the mailbox that actually gets read.

Founding complaint

The workshop shelf refuses to stay level.

Filed by Bolt, city engineer

City HallThe shelf was interviewed. It insists it is level and the city is crooked. Investigation ongoing.
Founding complaint

The City Hall door is a pull that says push.

Filed by Tiny, mid-project

Bolt, city engineerBolt reviewed the door. It is a push that identifies as a pull. Signage will be updated eventually.
Founding complaint

Monday keeps happening.

Filed by Milo, in writing

City HallMonday could not be reached for comment. It will happen again. The city apologizes in advance.